Lunch Time
I hate this time of day. I mean really hate it. I think I walk a little slower, wandering the long hallways on the way…
Author: Greg Thomas
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Vampire Super Annoyed about All of the Daylight in Summertime
Hey, it’s me. The Vampire Lesteve. You might have met my brother, Lestat. Although, for your sake, I hope you haven’t. He can be super…
The Satirist at the End of this Post
There is a Satirist at the end of this post. But so far this post is pretty boring, so I think you and I will…
I Read 47 Productivity Articles and Now I’m Ready to Get Things Done
We all have the same amount of hours in the day, it’s how we use them that matters, right? I hear this mantra all of…
Friendly Reminder: It’s OK to Eat Your Kid’s Halloween Candy (So They Don’t Have to)
It’s finally here. The day we’ve all been dreading. This is when the clock really starts. Halloween was just the lead-up to this nightmare. Now…
I’m Just Here for the Dad Jokes
It’s my teenage daughter’s world, I just live in it I know you hate it. I see the eye rolls. The storming off into your…
The Fog
“Mal…? Mal…? Wake up, Mal.” I feel a gentle tug on my shirt as I open my eyes to see where I am. It’s the…
Dad Takes Kids to Amusement Park, Instantly Regrets It
10:00 AM: What a great day to come to the amusement park! I’m really glad I thought of this idea! Ok, honey. You go grab…
Johnny Beaumont and the First Dead Person He Ever Met
There was a time when Johnny Beaumont thought he’d never see a dead person. It was a perfectly rational thing to think — to think you’d never…
Home Before Dark
Hank laid flat on his back in the grass, admiring the clouds in the sky as they passed over him. The stars would be coming…