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Waiting For a Freeze

Adam Dodds-Wade November 16, 2021

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Because they say it kills the bugs.

Hurricanes are likelier.

Wild fires,

being eaten by a gator,

lighting strikes

winning the Lottery

are all more possible

in Florida.

The only thing less likely,

than this hell freezing over

is you coming back.

But I’ll wait.

8 Simily SnapsPublished in All Stories, Humor, LGBTQ+, Poetry, Romance, Satire

Categories: All Stories, Humor, LGBTQ+, Poetry, Romance, Satire

Tagged: break up, breakup, ex, Florida, gator, Heart, heartache, heartbreak, Hell, Hurricane, Love, Poem, Poetry, romance, Waiting, winter

Adam Dodds-Wade

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Jose Luis Ontanon March 16, 2022

Sorry you have to leave, but good luck in your new gig.

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