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Waiting For a Freeze

Because they say it kills the bugs.

Hurricanes are likelier.

Wild fires,

being eaten by a gator,

lighting strikes

winning the Lottery

are all more possible

in Florida.

The only thing less likely,

than this hell freezing over

is you coming back.

But I’ll wait. 

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