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The Taco Bell Chihuahua is eating a bowl of diarrhea, egged on by Joe Rogan. “You can do it you sick little fuck!” Shouts Joe. “Yo quiero mas mierda!” Yells the chihuahua at the end of the bowl. Scott Tenorman eats a bowl of chili. Walder Frey eats a pie. They are all eating at the a great table before the court. The jester-king Joffrey prances about and slips on a banana peel. Joe Rogan is wearing a tool belt and handing out coupons to the crowd. Today is a banner day indeed.

In the kitchen Ronald McDonald is plowing through an assembly line of crunchy tacos as he sits on a bowl, pants down. The court cheers for more diarrhea, more coupons, more defilement of the king. They think there is something transgressive in this, like they’re getting away with something.

Joe Rogan wheels out a pig trough guillotine contraption. Pigs dressed in top hats and business suits, monocles draws around one eye, line up for the chop. The court is posting Kropotkin memes. Joe Rogan puts a top hat on the Taco Bell Chihuahua. The Chihuahua says, “No quiero guillotine! Yo quiero Taco Bell!!!” Joe Rogan pours a bucket full of Nachos Bell Grande into the trough. The court chants, “Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!” Scott Tenorman and Walder Frey join in. “Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!”

The Chihuahua turns to the camera and says, “Eh. It’s a living.”

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