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Here’s how much money I made!

A February without hope!

Also here’s how much I made on medium

Also, ALSO entitled how I made no money on medium because i’m a talentless hack who’s focus is on the novels that just do not sell…oh how the circle intertwines!

The new year arrived and New Year’s resolutions were never even bothered to be made

Well, I’m here to tell you a new month comes with a renewed perspective (i wish)

Here are some easy steps to stop wasting your life and get on with it.


Simple eh

I really should quit medium and focus on the novels. I’ve nearly finished a brief novelette, working title comedy porno, 40,000 words in probs another 20,000 (two weeks max) and then i have to find will o wisp will to bother to rewrite and pretend anybody will read my hilarious meanderings.

She keeps getting a banana… up her… arse. Its real slapstick I tell you!

I probably should write a proper medium article !

This one is for my writing compadres; this is your sign to continue writing! I never experience block. Could write forever. Have about an hour and a half of genius in me a day.

I am a real conundrum!

I am still not making coffee money

Your Partner Program stories Upcoming earnings

So you’re addicted to pornography? (I find this one funny by the way?)

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Hired to kill pop music part 1

(even funnier ehehehehehhehe)

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Songs for slaughtered lovers

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Too much always often

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We must move on

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Why I shall never watch Spiderman no way home!

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A brief conversation

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Print the legend!

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yet my bar chart looks like i’m a real star!

as do my followers nearly six hundred or so.

Clean your room and have plenty of bourbon near you like my desk does.

Spring may not be quite here yet but you know what they say ‘clean space, dirty mind’. Having an organised space tricks your mind into feeling like you have your waywardness together.


Invest in small things in life

Buy coffee learn about coffee

I have just purchased a bunch of novels from Russian writers I’ve never heard of and am so excited!

…but first I shall peruse Bertrand Russells history of western philosophy(800 hundo pages) ohhhh headaches already!

every once in a while I purchase myself a small gift. Blu-Ray criterions I do not need and sometimes never watch. yet they get me piss in my pants excited just to look at them

viva la criterions!

You can grab a coffee, smoothie, big block of galaxy, anything.

Set achievable goals

You need a long term bonkers goal. Such as people reading my amazon novels

Shorter more amiable goals, learn something outside of the house. work on strengthening the backs of my knees.

Listen to a Ray Davies cd all the way through. (recommend working man’s cafe)

Avoid people

they really do get in the way. stare at them, steal their creative energy for your own uses but avoid the fuck out of them…they dull the shine of our magic.

Carve out time for yourself!!!!!! every day Carve out time for yourself!!!!!!

you cannot wait around for inspiration. My dad does this and hasn’t Painted or written a thing since i’ve know him. He adores Byron though! so we’ll let him off

Sit down, write, there is no other way! preferable before work, or before no work at all!

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remember viva la criterions!

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