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AN UNCONVENTIONAL PRANK

Lo! Look at that!

It’s so funny. You’re too stunned to laugh;

Don’t stare at me with your wagging tail;

You see a man is challenging an apple.

Imagine what he said to it?

You’re you;

I’m I;

I’m a man but you’re a fruit.

So, I bite you, crunch, crunch, crunch,

But you can’t eat me back. Huh?

Oops! Sorry!

I’ve just stepped on your tail!

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