Author: Andrew Penny-Larter

Andy jogged towards the sound of an engine. Surely there’d be someone who could show him a way out of these woods. He scratched himself…

A fluorescent cop lifts a gore-tex arm. “Some kind of incident in front,” he says. They’re on the A4361 by those right angle bends near…

And I walk in the to find Mum stroking Yvonne’s head. ‘There there there,’ Mum says. ‘It doesn’t matter, love. Don’t cry.’ They are wrapped…

I was walking on T —— St yesterday and there’s these two kids about 9 or 10 years old. They had some plastic cups on…

1 STYPTIC PENCIL When Dad cut himself shaving he couldn’t believe it. He’d positioned his shaving mirror carefully and put a new Gillette blade in…

Let me tell you about something that happened while I was in N____ton some while ago on business. N____ton is a bit of a dump…