I Didn’t Know I Was Dating A Serial Killer Until They Found the Body
Shit happens after the second date. I knew we were going to be a perfect match. She knew I was going to be the perfect…
Author: Reuben Salsa
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A Photo Framed Moment
On the teal wall hung a single frame. It was small in size, noticeable as the only item visible in a sea of putrid blue.…
I Got F**ked By A Ukrainian for Breakfast
My gorgeous baby daughter said to me yesterday; “Daddy. Did you know, when you leave the car, the music continues to play? People continue to…
Clubbed and Beaten, the Poet Who Died a Hero
It had been three long months of torture. Every time the Nazis tried to break her, she refused to give in. Hannah Szenes remained defiant.…
I Left My Family To Fight For Freedom
THIS WAS THE LIFE! I couldn’t stop smiling. All around me were fellow Freedom Fighters. Ordinary folk like myself fighting the injustices of a nazi…
The 7 Email Subject Lines That Make You The Office Arsehole
Working in an office can be stressful. Working from home even more so. Trying to juggle kids and a working environment is not easy. Your…
Everything I Was Told about Parenting is a Crap Filled Lie
I can’t say I’ve ever longed for children. It was never in my life’s plan. Fatherhood was never a priority on my ‘things to do…
What a Granny in a Checkout Line Taught Me That Buddha Couldn’t
All of humanity can be viewed in a checkout on a busy midweek lunchtime. Where Buddha taught patience dealing with the old and infirm, two…
I Woke Up Today Feeling White
It was to be the greatest day of my life. It felt like any normal day until I clocked myself in the bathroom mirror. I couldn’t…
I’m Socially Awkward and Hate Old Men in Speedos
I’m socially awkward. I cross the street when I see a recognizable stranger. I hate it when the dairy shop owner gets too familiar with…
