Friendly Reminder: It’s OK to Eat Your Kid’s Halloween Candy (So They Don’t Have to)
It’s finally here. The day we’ve all been dreading. This is when the clock really starts. Halloween was just the lead-up to this nightmare. Now…
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It’s finally here. The day we’ve all been dreading. This is when the clock really starts. Halloween was just the lead-up to this nightmare. Now…
They swarmed in droves, moving like a herd of cattle fleeing the cracking whip. All one hundred and fifty billion of them — every person…
It’s my teenage daughter’s world, I just live in it I know you hate it. I see the eye rolls. The storming off into your…
A true story created by yours truly – Satire Joachim looked at me as I considered his request. “So you and your boys want to…
I thought that I would never see A fight regarding poetry. Life can venture nothing worse, Than fisticuffs o’er flowing verse. * If poems be…
She felt her own body liquefies with musky desire for him, also, Snow is thawing; ground is showing, renewed, quenched, dim … also, Sounds fading…
Let’s admit the truth — I’m a bitch. And I know it. I’m not always a vindictive bitch; in fact, I’m usually one of the…
A Listicle for the Socially Awkward At some point in our lives, typically when we hit middle age, some of us might begin to reminisce…
She has left all the sudden now I’m forgotten, what are you planning on doing when everybody’s got their back turned, judging you every moment,…
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