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  • A mother’s wisdom

    August 6, 2022

    I have always worn my children’s birthstones around my neck. One morning, when I was late for work, my infant son Larry’s topaz birthstone fell…

    A soldier’s surprise

    August 5, 2022

    It is spring of 1943 during World War II. Standing among hundreds of new soldiers at Camp Grant, in Illinois, my father, Sam, just 18…

    What You Can Do With Your Book

    August 4, 2022

    You present me with a gift bag as if legions of angels will descend, trumpeting your thoughtfulness in remembering my [insert celebratory event here]. I’m gracious,…

    PLEATS WILL COME BACK

    July 28, 2022

    I loved the dress that I bought at a flea market. It fit perfectly, and the skirt was a swirl of intricate pleats. I wore…

    MY NEWSPAPER WAS DIFFERENT 

    July 25, 2022

    MY NEWSPAPER WAS DIFFERENT A customer walked into my clothing shop and asked to see the pants that were advertised in the paper that day.…

    TOO LATE

    July 24, 2022

    Charles Darwin obviously didn’t take restaurant etiquette into account when he wrote On the Origin of Species. Don’t miss these hilarious science jokes that anyone…

    THE ELEPHANT AND HIS FRIENDS 

    July 22, 2022

    Juno who was a lonely elephant tried to make friends with the other animals in the forest. But, the other animals refused to play with…

    THE FOOLISH LION

    July 22, 2022

    A hungry lion goes in search of prey. He finds a cave whose inhabitant has gone out. He decides to lay in wait for the…

    SLUGGISH SNAIL

    July 20, 2022

    SLUGGISH SNAIL Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but…

    SUNDAY

    July 20, 2022

    I want you to tell me you’re coming. I want you to say my name. I want you to come all over my dick,” he…