Tag: darkhumor

“Ooof. Shit. Ouch. Damn,” I collected myself from the graceless sprawl of my landing and took inventory by feel in the unrelenting darkness. “Yep, hands…

“Can you see the top?” I asked Ferrous when, what seemed like a billion years later, we finally reached the slimy wall of The Pit.…

The table cloth was still tied around my neck. It felt like a super hero cape. I figured why not. If there was anywhere that…

Now we were four climbing through the sludge instead of what I had come to see as a comfortable two. Knowing I was wrong about…

I came to with Boo Boo shaking me roughly. Not surprisingly, he was a mouth breather with a tendency to drool. Adrenaline flooded my system…

The plan started with a bet, drawing many feverish gamblers: Who could grow their head back the quickest. It sucked them right in. Then I…

I found the orange-striped bell bottoms right after I hauled myself over the edge of the Liars Circle. Mindy was right. Sammy was hot. I…

So, who do you trust in a place where all the liars go? Pretty much the same people you trusted before you got there. In…

Word traveled fast and very inaccurately through the crowd. Some said that I had slain an entire battalion of Minions single handedly with my one…