Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma
I just made the deal of the year and I couldn’t wait to tell Grandma. As soon as the customer left, I locked the front…
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The Lost Art of Conversation
A Conversation Between Two Young Women – Talking Over Each Other. Amelia: Hey, how’s it going? Britney: Good. And you? Hey did I tell you…
Curtains Open
‘By the sound of it, we have a full house.’ ‘What do you mean, “by the sound of it”, how can you tell from back…
World Cup 2014: A Story of the Curse of the Voodoo Bears
A true story created by yours truly – Satire Joachim looked at me as I considered his request. “So you and your boys want to…
Bangkok Onsen
Martin draped the minuscule complementary white towel nonchalantly over his front. Apart from that, he was completely naked, dripping wet from a Japanese-style sit-down wash…
An Important Decision
You shift your weight from one leg to the other fully aware of the fact that it is a bad habit of yours to lean…
The Missing Doormat
“This is absurd!” My husband, Christopher’s voice had gone up a notch higher as he exclaimed. The receptionist kept repeating herself, “Sir, I’m sorry but…
Catching the napping cat
Our animal companions are a constant source of entertainment and company. I didn’t intend offering a home to a cat, but she intending living with…
A Night of Passionfruit
A 500 word first date flash fiction. Pasito is an Australian passionfruit soft drink. “Tomato sauce?” “Prefer barbecue.” “Summer or winter?” “Winter. I like watching…
One of those days….
Once upon a time there was a little old lady who lived with her cat in a tiny house in a small community where she…