Vampire Super Annoyed about All of the Daylight in Summertime
Hey, it’s me. The Vampire Lesteve. You might have met my brother, Lestat. Although, for your sake, I hope you haven’t. He can be super…
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Hey, it’s me. The Vampire Lesteve. You might have met my brother, Lestat. Although, for your sake, I hope you haven’t. He can be super…
There is a Satirist at the end of this post. But so far this post is pretty boring, so I think you and I will…
Flash fiction based on real-life, damn it * * * She stared at her screen. Again. No sales. Damn frustrating. Over one thousand people on…
“Good evening, I’m Muire Geoghan for RTÉ’s general election results special coverage, and we can confirm at the current count the next government will most…
“Bloodroot, nightshade, pond scum, a live tadpole, and fresh guano. Put into a large kettle with two quarts of fetid rainwater and heat while intoning…
It’s finally here. The day we’ve all been dreading. This is when the clock really starts. Halloween was just the lead-up to this nightmare. Now…
It’s my teenage daughter’s world, I just live in it I know you hate it. I see the eye rolls. The storming off into your…
“This was a mistake,” yelled Dave as he stared out the window at the dark, lurching shapes gathering even faster than the gloomy clouds on…
A true story created by yours truly – Satire Joachim looked at me as I considered his request. “So you and your boys want to…
Welcome to Russia! From Russia with love! Ride my Matroshka, enroute to Rostov! Drink all our vodka, rub tits with caviar, I’ll get dancing bears…
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