They Call Me Stubborn
Just say I can’t and I’ll show you I can Once upon a time there was a princess — I groan in anger because I…
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5 Destinations that Always have Cheap Flights
LOOKING for a budget holiday this year? Here are five places you hypothetically could fly to on the cheap, though f**k knows why you’d want…
I Admit I’m A Vindictive Bitch: I’m not the meek, pitiful, mentally ill “crazy” individual you believe me to be
Let’s admit the truth — I’m a bitch. And I know it. I’m not always a vindictive bitch; in fact, I’m usually one of the…
Just used to sit there and play games
—– D. David Croot has been writing on and off (pretty much continually) for nineteen hundred years. He is no preternatural creature, no real special…
Reporter’s Spin
Don’t believe everything they report in the news Red, blue and white flashing lights lit up the evening sky. Sirens blaring, vehicles screeched to a…
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A Romantic Dash
A MAN who has been dating for 4-months is still breaking wind in the local park. John Kramer has been in a relationship with Julia…
Paris, and other boring, unimaginative places to be in love!!
THINK your love for your partner is unique and unlike any other? It’s not if you insist on doing it in these clichéd places: Paris…
5 Photos Every Dickhead Takes on Holiday
HOLIDAYS are a time of rest, relaxation, and taking the same tedious photos as everyone else. Such as these. The view from the plane Soaring…
Bad Coffee: A Quick Rant | Ira Jones’ Diary
Dear Diary, This morning I wanted one of life’s most simple and reasonable experiences; the taste of a good cup of coffee embracing your tongue…
