Vampire Super Annoyed about All of the Daylight in Summertime
Hey, it’s me. The Vampire Lesteve. You might have met my brother, Lestat. Although, for your sake, I hope you haven’t. He can be super…
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The Satirist at the End of this Post
There is a Satirist at the end of this post. But so far this post is pretty boring, so I think you and I will…
I Read 47 Productivity Articles and Now I’m Ready to Get Things Done
We all have the same amount of hours in the day, it’s how we use them that matters, right? I hear this mantra all of…
For Tax Reasons, Here’s An Essay About Super Mario Wonder!
What can I say about Super Mario Wonder? Well, what can’t I say, especially to justify deducting it on my taxes? It’s… a game. It’s…
The Christmas Party
“Good evening, I’m Muire Geoghan for RTÉ’s general election results special coverage, and we can confirm at the current count the next government will most…
Friendly Reminder: It’s OK to Eat Your Kid’s Halloween Candy (So They Don’t Have to)
It’s finally here. The day we’ve all been dreading. This is when the clock really starts. Halloween was just the lead-up to this nightmare. Now…
World Cup 2014: A Story of the Curse of the Voodoo Bears
A true story created by yours truly – Satire Joachim looked at me as I considered his request. “So you and your boys want to…
I Admit I’m A Vindictive Bitch: I’m not the meek, pitiful, mentally ill “crazy” individual you believe me to be
Let’s admit the truth — I’m a bitch. And I know it. I’m not always a vindictive bitch; in fact, I’m usually one of the…
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Preschool Teacher has Conversation with Parents at Graduation Ceremony
It’s that time of year again. Yep, you guessed it! Preschool graduation! Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “What if Timmy gets the…