Not Lamb Brain Fritters
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The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
Yes I committed the crime, but I also did the time Dear step-mother, Oh boy, just that title alone would have seen the back of…
An Open Letter to the Bird Outside My Window
I hope you chirp in hell. Photo by Pixabay from Pexels Dear Tiny Feathery Alarm Clock, At 5:03am on a Saturday morning, the last thing…
An Open Letter To My iPhone
To my precious Terence’s iPhone, It feels as though we just fell in love with each other not long ago. You were a ridiculously costly…
Dear Brain, WTF is Wrong with You Now?
The crazy dreams are back. I thought we settled this! Photo by Vladislav Muslakov on Unsplash Hey there brain, Let’s just cut to the chase.…
If You See a Toilet in Your Dream, Don’t Sit on That Motherf*cker
I’m convinced my body owes me a huge apology. Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash Hey there, body, I’d appreciate it if you stopped playing…