Humor

Get ready for a laugh with a light-hearted humor read.

alien
Tim McDaniel

Eavesdropper

 Gerardo sat on the warm bench and listened. Claude was on his right, thumping away at some game on his laptop, rocking the park bench,

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animal liberation
Tim McDaniel

Appendices

Appendix A # The appendix twisted in Dr. Chamberlin’s tongs, hissing and spitting. “Careful, nurse,” he said from behind his mask. “This is a mean

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#Halloween
Donald J. Bingle

Double D

It’s tough to be a dame in Chicago. Even tougher when you spend all your time in dive bars on Water Street, just waiting for

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Dog
Tim McDaniel

New Trick

The phone rang. Actually, it didn’t ring. It played that stupid “Who Let the Dogs Out” song. Jesse had made it do that, had downloaded

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flash fiction
TzeLin Sam

The Missing Doormat

“This is absurd!” My husband, Christopher’s voice had gone up a notch higher as he exclaimed. The receptionist kept repeating herself, “Sir, I’m sorry but

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Superhero
Tim McDaniel

Confidant

 “Rob, just listen to me for a sec. I’m not talking about anything that’s actually immoral. Nobody gets hurt.” Weldon Brown pushed the hair back

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he
Andrey Lukyanov

He

He grew up thinking that it was all fun.  Thought he’ll have everything that he’ll ever need and was so trustworthy that sometimes he thought

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Churchill
Tim McDaniel

On the Beaches

  • 4.5
( 1 Reviews )

 Barret P. Bungate, Director of the Parallel Project, loomed over the edge of the cubicle and stared down at Avery Gibbart, his eyes colder than

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accident
Tim McDaniel

Proactive

The First Attempt There was a clatter and a thump. “Jesus Christ!” That was Dad. Mia leapt from her chair, bumping the kitchen table and

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choice
Andrey Lukyanov

A Moment That’s A Little Off

Right this second… An inflammatory thought! An idea turned cold. If you want to torture a person just put him/her on your life schedule and

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humour
Colin Devonshire

Grow Up!

“Grow up, can’t you?” Sammie asked her brother for the tenth time that morning. “I enjoy playing, what’s wrong with that?” Phet answered. Songkran, the

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Convention
Tim McDaniel

Children of the Nightcap

 Yuri loosened his tie even more and gratefully accepted the drink from the waitress. Stupid company policy, to wear suits and ties on all business

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Absurd
Matthew Portman

Number One

As told by number two Photo by Rodion Kutsaev on Unsplash A man stands on a corner of a busy crosswalk in a busy neighborhood

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cliche
Tim McDaniel

The Known World

 Tom’s smug appreciation of the great shrouded form squatting in the middle of the lab was interrupted by the ding of the elevator. The doors

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dance
Andrey Lukyanov

Motion Happens

Raindrops, sliding off the windshield of the bus that’s tearing through the road in a damp summer air at 90 mph, looked like spermatozoa under

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association
Andrey Lukyanov

Vocabulary-esque Part 1

What comes out of the human’s mouth could be lost in translation. Once it jumps from the lips and eclipses in the air, usually it stays

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Deal
Tim McDaniel

Sin Taxes

Tommy “Toad” Tozer sloshed some more vodka into his glass. He thought about putting some ice in it, but it hardly seemed worth the effort,

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choice
Victoria Mineva

Knowing me

I know I am in love with him Of course, it is unmutual As an old schooler, when it comes to love affair I will

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aliens
Casey Lawrence

Contact

Writing Spark: What would happen if aliens finally made contact? “Report?” I buzzed nervously before the Commander. “No contact recommended. Species was deemed unsuitable.” The

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Waking Up With a Strange Hat

The 30-day writing thing continues. “Ready for some coffee?” she asked as I wandered into the kitchen. I nodded yes and smiled She had her

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Crystal Walker

To Fart, or Not to Fart?

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( 2 Reviews )

The turmoil of deciding to keep the butt cheeks clinched or let it rip when trapped on a plane. Photo by Samantha Gades on Unsplash

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Limericks

Here are some limericks for your entertainment… ——————————————————- The elite work hard and they toil, To pass off as other than a boil, lie as

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#kids
Andrey Lukyanov

Seriously?

When I’m having a conversation with people and decide to share something playfully, but in an unrestrained manner, right after hearing me out, sometimes they

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D & D
Tim McDaniel

To the Winners

 Thud the Timorous, of the Kneecapper clan, sat in a corner of the dusty chamber, his hands over his eyes, saying his prayers to Stonemaster.

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TzeLin Sam

Behind the Screen

Unlike many of her friends, Anne had always been a morning person. She was up early this morning to practise yoga while catching the sunrise

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zombie
Tim McDaniel

Taken, One After Another

 Chad still hadn’t returned by morning. We all knew he’d been taken, just like Sandy. That was the way it was, ever since the dead

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TzeLin Sam

TV Shows vs Real Life

As I was brushing my teeth the other day, I thought about TV show scenes in which people would just casually have a chat while

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campaign
Tim McDaniel

Election Returns, Live

 The bulky figure stooped, bringing its head close to the ground, as if sniffing out a trail. Its electronic eyes whirred and the machine pistols

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Dracula
Tim McDaniel

Her Vampire Lover

 “But I am a creature of the night,” Justin said. “And you – you’re a child of the sunlight. The sun I can never again

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competition
Tim McDaniel

Getting Ahead in Business

 Graeme Wood turned the newspaper to Local News, folded it, and smoothed it flat on the plastic table in front of him. The waitress passed

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Romantic Comedy
Crystal Walker

Meet Leah

A supporting character in the serialized RomCom “Matchmakers” Image created via Canva and using a stock image from Pixabay Leah is one of four women

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diner
Alex Mathers

Frozen

Katrina’s eyes widened and she pursed her lips. The waiter froze, still holding the tray with my ice lemonade. I watched a drop of condensation

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god
Tim McDaniel

Dei ex Machina

 March 31, in the early nineties.  It was the day he heard the word of God. Of several, in fact. Theo’s eyes flickered open as

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The Christmas Party

“Good evening, I’m Muire Geoghan for RTÉ’s general election results special coverage, and we can confirm at the current count the next government will most

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cosy
Colin Devonshire

One Star!

“Thank you, most entertaining. That was the most tasteless meal I’ve ever had the misfortune to not eat. I was going to say eat, but

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anti-christ
Tim McDaniel

The New Kid

 It started in the seventh grade. That was when the new kid came to our school, the antichrist I mean, and he sat right behind

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Bogart
Tim McDaniel

Every Person Comes to Rick’s

The cafe the Social Connectors sent her to was more crowded than she had expected. Tinny Mozart came over the large speakers on either side

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I’m Afraid of Jackfruit

Ten reasons why you should be, too Before the virus hit, jackfruit was one of the new food crazes that any hipster worthy of even the

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action
Donald J. Bingle

Train of Thought

“Wake up, dude.” “Huh? Where are we? What’s going on?” “Jesus, Cam, you’re a hard sleeper. Or maybe you had too many of those magic

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alien
Tim McDaniel

Season’s Greetings

Dear Family and Friends, Well, it’s hard to believe another year is about to end! This has been a busy year for the Wilkins family.

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Bangkok
Alex Mathers

Steam Room

Duanphen was thinking of hot Thai stew with plenty of garlic. It was edging past the nine-hour mark of soapy water scouring and sore fingers. 

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flamingo
Tim McDaniel

Gardening Tip #8

 Joe drew in a shaky breath and pushed through the double glass doors of Skyblue Nursery. He went past the cash registers and down the

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Christmas
TzeLin Sam

Trash or Treasure?

It is that time of the year again! Christmas is coming. You have to make sure that your house is clean for visitors. You decide

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aging
Tim McDaniel

Medicine Man

  • 4.5
( 1 Reviews )

Grant Gatzke pointed with a shaking finger. “There’s one. A Pepsi, I think. It’s got that color.” Metallic blue glimmered in the weeds at the

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fairy tales
Kai Parker

Death by Hissy Fit

Journalist fiction adapted from Tom Tit Tot by the Brothers Grimm A man died yesterday when he tore himself in two. Rodney Rumpelstiltskin (age 203),

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hero
Tim McDaniel

Zero Hour

Most kids, as they approach high school graduation, are faced with hard choices. Should I go to college? A college near home, or one in

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book group
Bo Lowry

Coughing Fit

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( 1 Reviews )

I was annoyed when my husband started referring to our book group as “The Cult”, but mostly because part of me knew he was right.

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dark
Donald J. Bingle

Protest Seen

It wasn’t my fault. I was just minding my own business when it happened. I mean, really minding my own business. I was just walking

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Marriage
Tim McDaniel

Ounce of Prevention

 Now, just because a wife kills her husband — even a perfectly agreeable husband — it doesn’t necessarily follow that she’s to blame. She may

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dark comedy
Tim McDaniel

Therapeutic

 I usually leafed through a National Geographic while I was waiting for Dr. Ishkanian – looking over the Table of Contents, first, to see if

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comedy
Crystal Walker

Meet Angie

A supporting character in the serialized RomCom “Matchmakers” Image created via Canva and using a stock image from Pixabay Recently, I introduced you to Maisie — the

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comedy
Kai Parker

One Sucky Writer

  • 4.5
( 1 Reviews )

Flash fiction based on real-life, damn it * * * She stared at her screen. Again. No sales. Damn frustrating. Over one thousand people on

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LGBTQ
Casey Lawrence

The Gay Agenda (a poem)

Poems I wrote in quarantine, part 2 There is no collective bargaining for us No HR department mediating conflictNo board of ethics,Annual meetings, Budget proposals,

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alien
Tim McDaniel

Screwed by Frankie Frog

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( 1 Reviews )

 “Who’s your favorite?” The woman looked up from her book, tossing her dark hair out of her eyes. “Excuse me?” Alan hadn’t meant to speak.

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end of world
Tlase Morwane

Judgement

They swarmed in droves, moving like a herd of cattle fleeing the cracking whip. All one hundred and fifty billion of them — every person

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AI
Tim McDaniel

Blinking Noon and Midnight

 Len put down the book. He’d been kidding himself for an hour at least; the sweater wasn’t enough. The place was just too darn cold.

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time travel
Tim McDaniel

Everyone’s a Critic

 Melton Welch rubbed his eyes. After an all night session at the computer, his eyes itched and his hands were cramping. He thought there might

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#women
Andrey Lukyanov

Vibe Diva

As insane as it may seem I remember once I’ve had a dream, Pristine in every single aspect, all colorful and drastic, She appeared to

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Qing Yang

The Girl Who Wasn’t Sara

Eric first noticed the girl as she was getting off the train. He couldn’t see her face from where he was sitting, but from behind

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brag
Tim McDaniel

The Horned Horror

Every boy at the lunch table was leaning forward. Steve was almost drooling, his mouth hanging slack. Julian picked at a pimple while staring at

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Children
This Life's Illusions

Footnote

A light-hearted, playful poem and a reminder of one of the joys of having young children around!  This is the tale ofWhere you have been;It’s

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acting
Tim McDaniel

Method Acting

 Derrick LaBlanc, member of the Screen Actor’s Guild Secret Action Group, locked eyes with the sweaty thug and waited for him to blink. All he

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Frogs
This Life's Illusions

A Love Song for the Hard of Hearing

  • 4
( 1 Reviews )

Some frogs seem to be louder than others.  This poem was inspired by some particularly deafening ones which dominate a memory decades later. *** In

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Fight
Donald J. Bingle

Poetry Slam

I thought that I would never see A fight regarding poetry. Life can venture nothing worse, Than fisticuffs o’er flowing verse. * If poems be

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fairy
Tim McDaniel

The Fairy Godfather

  • 4.5
( 1 Reviews )

 I fluttered into the Don’s inner office and hovered there, my wings beating a hundred times a second, waiting for him to notice me. The

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#women
Casey Lawrence

The Fitting Room

It started with a tap tap tap. Startled, I opened the door to my fitting room, peeking out. I expected to see a sales clerk

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Colors
Andrey Lukyanov

It Is Up To You

The notion of love and beauty is still there right?  One might start to believe, especially with the last few years, that it’s an outmoded

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Zero Blaque and Fu Fu Forest

 Stuart Polkinghorne would soon make his escape. After years of dreaming of other places, months of shopping at renaissance faires, weeks of practicing an English

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blackmail
Tim McDaniel

The List

 The front door – that’s where they would come through. The house did have a back door, in the kitchen, but there were piles of

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Poem
This Life's Illusions

Harry’s Perspective

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( 1 Reviews )

This poem was inspired by your responses to my post yesterday, ‘A Hairy Morning’.  It threaded it’s way into my head last night when I

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folklore
Reina Cruz

Self-Care for the Cursed

So you’ve been cursed with a Toko. Life often comes with unexpected twists and turns. Check out these top ten tips for self-care before you

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romance
Crystal Walker

Matchmakers

Table of Contents | Serialized Fiction | Romantic Comedy Image created by the author via Canva; Image sourced by Pixabay Bad date after bad date,

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