Dylan M. Austin writes with an endless sense of curiosity and caffeine dependence, at a desk surrounded by an increasingly excessive houseplant collection. He’s written for Pinterest, Apartment Therapy, Figo, Inflow, and Ollie — some satirical content, too. Dylan is a gay ADHDer, dog dad, and run-on mixed metaphor with a website, Twitter, and many Open Tabs.

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